Monday, September 28, 2015

first book chapter 4

Dear fans, I promised you that i would do a blog on Monday. I got sick, however despite that i should have made a blog during the long weekend. You deserve better so today i'm going to make two chapters of uninterrupted action(except the narration). Sorry about the wait enjoy.



OK. Where were we. Oh yeah Aaron stumbled upon the divanation hideout ,and just now realized it .We decided to break the fourth wall beyond repair, and Aaron still wants burgers.



Just as i entered i was attacked by 50 semi elite soldiers firing at me in all directions i sustained heavy damage before i could unleash a burst break


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Picture that only it keeps expanding until it kills everyone .

(That killed them but i'm lucky to survive.) I was then greeted by a megaton laser cannon to the gut
it hurt like f****ing hell {tune in next time for the exciting conclusion}{lol old tv show references}

Friday, September 18, 2015

first book chapter 3

my teach wants me to do periods and such im gonna half ass it starting after this paragraph everything will contain periods and such .. paragraph over




Where were we, oh yeah our hero Arron just kept  being a bad-ass till he got to the divination base. So now lets see whats in store for him, probably some epic boss fights or at least not easy wins. Ok heres a picture that resembles the base slightly use your imagination.Image result for green building
That's their base its basically that only more high tech.Anything im missing.......nope and if there is I don't care here's Aaron.








I stumbled upon the divination base (I wonder if they serve cheeseburgers here). I knew there would be danger (singing a random song in my head) I was ready (what the heck was that a divination) OK fine I was looking for food ,and i ended up finding the enemy base. I was an idiot i admit it don't you judge me.
Anyways I was ambushed in seconds , and the battle began.{i'm gonna cop out here and say the chapter ended i'll do the battle stuff Monday }.









Thursday, September 17, 2015

first book chapter 2

ok i officially give up on not breaking the fourth wall the narration is just too much fun anyways arron went back to the village but the army was slaughtered down to a few thousand men i know that doesn't sound too bad but the divanation armies are numbered in the 10s of millions so basically their screwed now so heres the king talking about his plan also i'm gonna stop trying to make this an anime script ill do that once i get an animator or learn how to draw better ok back to the thing






i had found myself in the throne room my only thought was that i may never get to eat my eggrolls i zoned out most of what they said but it was deffinately a military strategy meeting and they finally said that they would send me to annihalte their armies before they have time to strike then i put my foot down i said I SHALL NOT GO UNTIL I GET MY EGGROLLS YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE YOU MAY TAKE MY FREEDOM YOU MAY EVEN TAKE MY FAMILY BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FOOD they then realized that i was a f***ing dumb*** so they gave me a bunch of food and sent me on my way looking back on it i was an idiot and i mean i was stupid like freaking luffy with a sword {monkey D luffy is a trademark of one piece and whoever makes it and if i ever make money off of this i will censor all copyrighted and trademarked material} anyways back on point i went on just going and going {this is going to be a huge time skip try to ignore it} killing them until i was at their main base ....to be continued (heads up for next time the battles are going to be so epic that it will still be at least a ten chapter long book)

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

first book chapter 1

OK i'm breaking the fourth wall deal with it ;) SO you know how the king was training a hero well his training just finished there was a big tournament and political debate and a bunch of other filler that decided who would be the hero but hes decided and his name is Fred JK his name is Aaron anyways lets go to him also I'm going to be talking through Aaron's viewpoint for awhile but that may change oh and this isn't going to be as if he's telling a story when he's talking so use your imagination i'm turning this into an anime one day so its going to be hard to follow


ugh training is getting harder everyday i get that their in a hurry but 3 hours of sleep and barely any food breaks isn't healthy well at least it's my day off i'm gonna get some chow i'm feeling like Chinese
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hey two orders of egg rolls and some lo main (rumble rumble) wtf was that ......(divinations arrive)





it was then that i realized i wasn't getting my egg rolls time to gear up then before all the soldiers die 



time to get my sword its not amazing but at least it can withstand my energy slash and that's whats important oh crap they broke through









better get to it 
breaking the fourth wall again here first of all Aaron like me talks to himself a lot just for the hell of it 2nd I'm doing 1st person view now because lets face it the battle scenes deserve it

also most people would just end it here so be glad i'm not doing that also from now on there's two more things (   ) means Arron is thinking or talking to himself and {  } means I'm breaking the fourth wall 






i picked up my sword and jumped over the wreckage of the once grand wall and i slashed at the enemy destroying their front lines they launched a barrage of their mini arrows at me but i put up a force field (i have to wonder why i got put so through so much these guys are weak ) just then when i thought they were retreating their elites took the front lines arrogantly i slashed at them thinking a shock wave would be enough but they deflected it with ease but 3 men no matter how strong wont beat me one of them teleported behind me and i blocked and while i was distracted the other one lunged at me with his spear i tossed the current attacker to the ground and blasted his face killing him before dodging the other ones assaults of course i forgot about the 3rd one and ended up getting one hell of a sucker punch he maced me right in the gut {literal mace like in that thing with the spikes }not pepper spray ) i was sent flying but it didn't kill me (though i did get pretty thoroughly injured)
as he came to finish me off i summoned wings and jumped 10 ft into the air and infused my sword with power and we clashed weapons a parry but his mace broke he fell back and slashed at him this it finished him off (i'm gonna see if i can still get some of those egg rolls) 

Monday, September 14, 2015

first book prolouge

OK sorry I didn't post when i promised in my defense i got really really sick but now I'm half way decent so I'm going to do the first book in the shadow sagas this book in specific i would let my child read its not too bad there's violence but even Pokemon is worse and its not very controversial this is more like a history lesson than anything but don't write a report on this you will get an F its fiction now than lets go to the story












ONCE UPON A TIME BEFORE EVERY OTHER INTELLIGENT CREATURE DIED


man was at war with the elves the dwarfs demons undead etc. the war went on for awhile it's not important bottom line in the midst of it the divination armies as they are to be called spoiler alert but not really they basically look like cyborg angels I've made Lego versions but i suck at drawing so don't even ask anyways back on point they invaded the elfin armies with weaponry comparable in strength to the modern American armies weaponry so basically super OP the human king  instantly sensed that the divination armies were a threat and sent most of force to aid the elf unfortunately the reinforcements didn't arrive in time and the elf were slaughtered but the human armies were able to surprise the divination armies dramatically and take out 100s of thousands of them with minimal casualties they held off the divination advance however they were able to use the dwarfs hatred of the humans to gain a foothold which they used to go on the warpath the dwarfs blinded by greed assisted the divination's by helping them know the lay of the land once again the king made the most brilliant of predictions and retreated and whilst the divination's destroyed all other races they erected grand defense structures however the divinations were superior in both numbers and technology the king decided that while the walls still stood tall he would train a hero so I'm gonna fast forward here and get to like 1 hour before everything came crashing down and great news humanity lasted 20 years also the divinations corrupted the dwarfs so now their in the divination army front lines brainwashing stuff you know OK chapter 1 is next ill try to stop breaking the 4th Wall but no promises

Thursday, September 3, 2015

this is my blog now

i'm going to be typing some of my book ill be creating and hopefully you'll enjoy it its a fantasy novel but like most things the synopsis does no justice anyways if controversial political topics   make you angry DO NOT READ THIS because there will be a lot of stuff the in fact half the book is based in controversy and very very political ideas that i may or may not share that's for you to decide i guess this will be a series made in the classroom so it will not contain drugs explicit sexual situations or gun violence however that does not mean its rated G if anything its still rated R due to multiple scenes of violence pushing the boundaries of school rules anyways that's the warning tomorrow the book also i'm super lazy and since this is free there will be no punctuation and yes i know that's a d*** but i don't really care enjoy the book or don't